Bottoms up!

My cousin is throwing a wedding banquet this coming Sat, courtesy of his parents. He is a year older than me. That makes him old enough to marry, but barely legal to take a wife.

After all guys are expected to be able to take care of the family. And that meant, all household expenses taken care of. With extras preferably.

But he's not really working (and hasn't been working). His wife is not really working. And together, they aren't really working. So the money isn't really going to come in. Unless.

On the bright side he gets to live in his own place now. Trust me, there's just no place like your own.