Humpty Dumptys and the Black Engineer

'Lecter's doing just fine these days. He's a little bigger now I think, but still within puppy size (I hope). The other day, there was a reality TV show about a race car driver. He had 3 bulldogs and they were the FATTEST bulldogs in the world. They ate EVERYTHING from chips to dinner leftovers. Their dry meals had to be specially prepared (garnished with cheese, mustard and other goodies) coz they refused to eat without that. The funniest thing is during bath time, the fat bulldog would keep growling while he/she was soaped up. I instantly ran for Lecter in the other room and carried him to the TV (to see his comrade-in-growling-in-baths).

Canine species are either decidedly feminine or masculine. Take for example Shih Tzu, they're a decidedly feminine species and it's hard to tell which is a male. Poor Lecter gets called a she all the time, even though the protrusion from his belly is SO obvious. Those folks prob think it's a leftover of the umbilical cord or something. Hehe. As for Bull Dogs, they're obviously a masculine species since it's almost impossible to see which is a female.

Lecter still hasn't given up on his excavation project. He showed me his engineering plans the other day detailing how he would tunnel from his end of the globe, through the crust of the earth, to your side. I didn't want to break his little doggie heart so I just smiled and patted him on his head. As I write, he's taking a water break from his digging. Persistent little bugger he is.'